I killed a swan last night,
In a dream.
Looked up online what
It's supposed to mean...
... bad things.
"If the swan is agitated -
Foretells an unfavourable
period ahead."
The fucker attacked me first
And in truth, looked more like a goose
When it was dead.
I see, so what is it you want?
Well, would that go down
As an urgent or non-urgent
Appointment?
